ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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