Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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