think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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