We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
