My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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