First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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