there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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