Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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