found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Randomize
