Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So vagazzling was a success
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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