what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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