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(313): View more from Michigan

Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.

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(917): View more from New York City

new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms

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(360): View more from Washington

So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.

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(512): View more from Texas

Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...

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(618): View more from Illinois

thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame

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(320): View more from Minnesota

she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride

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(415): View more from California

I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well

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(631): View more from New York

And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars

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