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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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