Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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