and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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