My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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