I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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