found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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