who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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