Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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