Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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