I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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