I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Even my vagina gasped.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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