Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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