it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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