I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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