My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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