Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
