You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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