Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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