Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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