So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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