Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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