I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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