No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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