me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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