I didn't shave. On purpose
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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