So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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