im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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