Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It's just like the Real World with babies
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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