Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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