at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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