Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
