i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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