this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
