its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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