Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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