I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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