1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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