but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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