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scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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