I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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