Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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