Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I would ride that face into the sunset
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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