: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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