cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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