You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You need a sexual gate keeper
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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