seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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